Two

Eleven days until the wedding.

Ten-day forecasts will include our wedding day very, very soon. And then be ready for me to refresh them incessantly until it's time to actually put on the big white dress. Even though our wedding is entirely indoors. (I decided I didn't want to spend a year worrying about the weather. Fabulous choice. But we still want our photos outside, and rain makes my hair frizz.)

Nine tables at the reception. Each of which has a name card, a set of purple taper candles (with holders and mirrors), a centerpiece plan, a purple tablecloth, a seating plan, and a menu card all ready to go.

Eight bathing suits that we are bringing on our honeymoon between the two of us. What? We don't want to have to put a wet suit back on after lunch! And the beautiful thing about a November tropical honeymoon is that you can get all that stuff on sale!

Seven boxes that I picked up from the package room at once the other day. Everyone who works in our building knows we're getting married because of the non-stop packages. It's awesome. And my arms are getting buff from all that hauling. Perfect timing for the strapless dress.

Six amazing wedding party members, stepping up and offering to do so much to make things easier for us.

Five different beautifying and purifying routines that I have planned for the week before the wedding. Waxing, threading, facial, massage, sodium detox (except for that Thai food)... it will be awesome. Or miserable. And if it's the latter, screw it. I'd rather experience minor bloat than be miserable for a week.

Four different kinds of ribbon ordered to finish the favors, just to make sure that there would be one I liked. And there was. Just one. The other three types will have to wait for some post-wedding crafty project. Or they'll just wait forever.

Three delicious Thai dishes that we selected to be served at our rehearsal dinner. Noodles and curry and duck--all delicious. Mmm.

And--the title bullet of this post--two things left on my to-do list. Only two. And both of them will be done this week. Leaving us ready to enjoy that last week before the wedding and the guests who are coming into town ahead of time.

One very good reason to remain calm. And happy. And almost married.